And herein stuff lieth :

 

 

Background Info on my person :

 

Well, my person tends to do things like breathing, eating, farting, the occasional belching...after all this, usually I'm too shagged to do much else, and end up curled up around a keyboard.

Sometimes I spend entire minutes playing on the computer, usually swearing, saying things like 'bum' and 'bollox' and things like that, and sometimes even on this new fangled Internet gizmo. Back in mah day, din' 'ave no fanshy computers, just 'ad stick to beat ourselves wit.

I do things with squirrels that only the Police know about. Oops, damn random statements *sheepish grin*

I don't drive, yet I am mad about cars, well not ALL cars, just the ones I like...HOLDENS, and other ones and stuff.

I am engaged to a woman from a place where it's 'OK' to say "Not tonight dad, I have a headache!" :) She is not looking over my shoulder right now, so I actually got away with this comment, however, her webpage is going to have a retort on it as soon as she reads this...heh.

We have one son, his name is Timothy, and he's the coolest kid ever :) He's only a few months old at the moment, but give him time...he'll pay, they'll ALL pay for what they did....oops, heh, sorry, bad day.

I am currently living with my own wee porta-family, and our two wonderful cats, ok, the two most annoying, nosey, smelly, piggy complete bastard cats ever to exist...anyone want boiled kitten?

 

People/Things what I got to Acknowledge :

 

My fiancee Alisha - without her, I'd probably be somewhere else, but of course worse off :) *grease*

Our son Timbo - without him, I would have sleep, all of my room back, pocket money, and lower stress levels

My pet Alpacca Esmeralda - for all your love and support

The damn Cats - without you, I'd be happy

The Fish - and thanks for all the 'So Longs' (Douglas Adams fans can understand this)

The Roadkill outside my house - thanks for the smell

 

Links and other crap that seemed to get my attention:

 

If you wanna check out my CD Collection well here it is J

 

A page dedicated to educating people that the non-nonsense accountant-type Bert, of Sesame Street fame, is infact an evil puppet, out to wreak havoc upon the people of Earth...these guys have far to go in life, in other words : they funny

 

Southpark is a legendary cartoon. I model my life on it. This is something that should have been released years ago, but like most things, the FBI must have been withholding it. This page, one of hundreds, is the one I like the most

 

Grand Theft Auto is a game invented by Nordic Gods, or at least their offspring. Any game where you kick ass by running people over, steal cars, kill people with said cars, get chased by police, kill people with police cars chasing you , kill police with said cars, steal police cars, kill police with said police cars, steal large buses and trucks, and kill people and police with said trucks and other arse kicking utilities HAS to be good J

 

 

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